do you ever feel like a plastic swag
Get out me car
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it