homudokas:

do you ever feel like a plastic swag

(Source: psychopass)

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

(Source: kaitokirishima)

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

i’m gay and so can you

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

Real talk

(Source: fantastcbeasts)

ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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volvagina:

if we’ve talked 1.5 time we ar e friend

(Source: volvagina)